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Riese

Riese is the year-old Co-Founder of as skillfully as an award-winning journalist, video-maker, LGBTQ+ Marketing consultant and aspiring cyber-performance creator who grew up in Michigan, lost her brain in New York and now lives in Los Angeles. Her work has appeared in nine books, magazines including Marie Claire and Curve, and all over the web including Nylon, Queerty, Nerve, Bitch, Emily Books and Jezebel. She had a very popular personal blog once upon a time, and then she recapped The L Word, and then she had the thought to make this place, and now here we all are! In , she was nominated for a GLAAD Award for Outstanding Digital Journalism. She's Jewish. Follow her on twitter and instagram.

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‘Am I gay?’ quizzes were commonplace in my internet search history as a closeted tween.

I have vivid memories of combing through each questionnaire, predominantly on BuzzFeed, answering questions about my favourite animal (guinea pig), aspire job (acrobat turned weather reporter) and the sports I played (tennis). I also have vivid memories of manipulating each response to seem straighter than I was.

“What’s your favourite colour?”

Pink, I’d answer. Hang around , no – grey! That’ll do the trick!

The interrogate would inevitably spit out an answer: “You are 72% straight.”

Good enough, I’d think, looking at the obviously fabricated score. Sounds about right.

Cut to display day, and I’ve arrive to realise that these quizzes are a gender non-conforming rite of passage – and something I still take part in as a year-old, % same-sex attracted adult … just to make sure I’m, y’know, % gay.

I’m not talking about the sincere online questionnaires genuinely aimed at decoding sexuality. No – I mean the extremely restrictive, undoubtedly sarcastic, completely unscientific quizzes that proclaim to divine queerness based on the most tenuous of preferences. Your favourite fruit’s a pear? S

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