Funny names for gay bars
Name Dropping: Bars with Silly, Raunchy or Just Plain Perplexing Monikers
Posted: June 26, 2011 by VT in Daily RamblingsWhat’s in a name? A lot, actually. Just ask Apple or Moses in a several years.
Names are really essential … especially when it comes to businesses fond of bars. They’re the first impression; they give patrons an inkling of what the night might hold. Will it be frequented by Wall Street-types or does it have a more eclectic clientel? Is it fancy with a velvet rope or a dive with a dart board?
The right name can deliver you a clue. For instance, if you’re heading someplace like Sister Louisa’s Church of the Living Room and Ping Pong Emporium — a genuine bar in Atlanta where a friend of the divebardiva slings drinks – you can probably guess you’re in for an eclectic outing with liberal patrons.
Ummm … What?
Now some of my favorite bar names are the mysterious ones that sound like you’re someplace else.
“Where the hell were you last night?”
“Who me? I was at the Library.”
Or
“What’s on the agenda for this weekend?”
“Group Therapy.”
Or
“Dude, where’s the happy hour at?”
“Rehab.”
The Library is a bar in Los Angeles. Group Therapy
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Perfect Name For a Gay Bar.
bump21
When I lived in Abu Dhabi there was a candy shop whose owner had translated it’s name to English, using perhaps a less-than-accurate Dictionary.
I thought then (and now) “Butt Lovely House” would be a good gay bar name.
And if you think I’m kidding: Butt Sweet Dwelling | Photo
What were they originally trying for, I wonder?
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BwanaBob23
I’m sorry but the NYC club names Ramrod and Mineshaft will never be beat.
Ravenman24
No love for the Mail Sack or the Manhole?
Ashtura25
Even if someone managed to figure out this is “Utopia on Earth”, what makes that perfect for a same-sex attracted bar? Do gays contain a lock on Utopias? I don’t get it.
Roderick_Femm26
“Planitia” means “plain”, not “Earth”. Mars also has Hellas Planitia, Arcadia Planitia, Elysium Planitia, etc.
But I consider I’m missing something – why is this a good name for a gay bar?
Even if someone managed to figure out this is “Utopia on Earth”, what makes that perfect for a queer bar? Do gays own a lock on Utopias? I don’t get it.
Yes, OP, please come advocate and explain to this gay man why this is a g
Gay sports bar names
Happy_Lendervedder1
I’m a fan of sports bars. I’m a fan of dirty sounding gay bar names (The Man Hole, Jackhammers, etc). And, while not queer myself, when I lived in Chicago I frequented a gay sports lock in Uptown for their awesome burgers (garlic-sauteed spinach as a burger topping? Hell yes!)
Anyway, it was called Crew Bar, which is a fine designate for a fine block. I just think they may have missed an opportunity to incorporate some cheekiness into their sports bar name.
My thoughts:
Hardballs.
The Tight End.
The Long Putter.
The Bear Cave (considering it’s Chicago).
What say you?
Antinor012
I used to go to one called Downtown Connection. Going with tight end, there’s always wide receiver.
Antinor013
Oh! A Jewish Gay Sports bar…the Tip Off.
Happy_Lendervedder4
Oh! A Jewish Gay Sports bar…the Advice Off.
Brilliant!
Foggy5
San Francisco recently got it’s first & only gay sports bar.
Hi Tops
COLD PITCHERS, HOT CATCHERS
Fubaya6
The Whitest Kids U’ Understand had a skit where they were trying to figure out a strip club to go to. They mention numerous humorous straight club names then when they can’t
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